cinematic parallels

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

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sketiana:

screamwiththehowlingwind:

sketiana:

sketiana:

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why are you telling us his business like that. bro let him rest lmfao

ill die not knowing why the official van gogh museum instagram thought it was imperative we all know that van gogh one time had gonorrhea

goghnorrhea

:/

alonelyhouse:

If you like Hozier, you might also enjoy…. Florence and the Machine, Stevie Nicks, or going to therapy!

cuttingchai:

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an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

blackbearmagic:

blackbearmagic:

blackbearmagic:

Good morning,

museums should repatriate artifacts belonging to living cultures and display reproductions instead

Good afternoon,

no one is entitled to the sacred art, tools, or costumes of another culture (save members of the culture itself) and nonsacred reproductions will serve just as well for the purposes of education and appreciation

Good evening,

having museums full of reproductions would be even cooler than having museums full of sacred artifacts because when modern craftspeople are able to replicate those artifacts, it’s usually because they still make the same items the same way today

this means that you could have description tags emphasizing that such-and-such item has been made by these people in almost the same way for hundreds of years

having museums full of beautiful reproductions takes the emphasis off of Things and places it on the People who make them, which is really as it should be

endreal:

madamebomb:

dvandom:

jemthecrystalgem:

fridge246:

hubris-i:

bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

Legolas said fuck the horizon

dreamers-queen:

abandoned-as-mustard:

lostinstereoforeverafter:

jenny-jinya:

Full and finished short-story of the black cat.
Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility.
Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

waaaaaaahbiuuyoooooogurbrhfhfj imfiiiiiiine

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I had a black cat… they’ll always be special to me

I am NOT fine in the slightest, DAMN

raptorific:

lornacrowley:

history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually 

I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves

laneichy:

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Words of wisdom

this was super inspired by a post from slugmoji and the artist david b mattingly

firjii:

We all say “die mad about it” a lot but y’know what?

I really WILL die mad about all the unacknowledged ASD and ADHD women in the world.

I really WILL die mad about the girls who were forced to learn masking from a really young age and are now consequently almost completely incapable of sharing their problems with others or asking for/accepting help even though they sure as shit know when they can’t handle something themselves.

I really WILL die mad about girlfriends and wives and mothers who are called shitty human beings when all they really needed for drastic improvement in their lives was just a SMIDGEN of understanding or accommodation from their partners/families/friends.

I really WILL die mad about people who were written off as simple anxiety or hormone cases when really it was a mixture of trauma and exceedingly intelligent observation skills.

I really WILL die mad about people who were denied appropriate tutoring/therapy/habit adjustment learning as kids purely because they weren’t physically hyperactive like some of their male classmates or didn’t have loud, violent outbursts and externalized meltdowns.

I really WILL die mad about not just the girls who struggled to get through high school but also the ones who were academically okay or above average so everyone around them assumed that they were normal. (this includes the folks who finished uni but did so at an incredible cost to their overall well-being)

I really WILL die mad about autism misconceptions that are already hard to fight anyway but are even worse when it comes to gendering.

(p.s. this post is trans and nb inclusive)

anthropologicaloctopus:

Let Harley have her milf.

autisticexpression:

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

saintbutch:

saintbutch:

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

rodrickheffeley:

gnabrie:

it’s for science; what’s your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

omg do y'all think younger people are stupid?? use a goddamn lighter

thegaylists:

caenis-doceri:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

satans-poptarts:

thegaylists:

thegaylists:

thegaylists:

thegaylists:

We’re closing out pride month and i just wanna say that each and every one of us has the responsibility 2 hold the same energy for men in dresses as we do for ladies in suits

smh i cant believe nobody did this for me and now i have 2 do it myself.

billy porter

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Keiynan Lonsdale

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Michael Urie

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Robert Sheehan

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Eugene Lee Yang

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Chester Lockhart

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Jaden Smith

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Olly Alexander

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Marc Jacobs

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Ive been reading through tags and this post was made by a lesbian. Don’t support them JUST because you want to fuck them or find it hot, your primary reasoning should be because everybody has the right to wear what they want.

These celebrities might all be beautiful and slender and young because they’re well,, celebrities. But not every man who chooses to wear a dress will be. They still deserve support.

@irresponsible-black-unicorn you should be up here

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I might not do it often but I feel DAMN good in a dress. I get to show off my arms and give room for my legs?

Um…yes please

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Hell yeah, sun dresses are the best.

These are the best additions anyone has added to my post!!!! Thank you!! Y'all are both awesome.

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